Reposted
from June 6th, 2011
Or
to state it properly: Mr. Zogs Sex Wax. At first I
didn’t know why they called it that because I, for one, would never use anything
in my sexual escapades that imbeded a gooey mess into all the tiny hairs on my
body worse than any brand of super glue I’ve ever had the displeasure of
tangling with. But that’s what Frederick Charles Herzog, III, better known as
Mr. Zog, calls the wax he invented for surfboards. Zog liked the name because
it was attention-grabbing, absurd, and a spoof on advertisers’ not so subtle
attempts to use sex to sell a product. It worked.
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